Navy SEALs

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Navy  Sailor     Veterans Day A Navy Tale in Honor of my Navy
Boy & His Shipmates
    NavyFreedom Flag

 

Navy SEALs
are always taught :

       1) Keep your priorities in order and, Ship

       2) Know when to act without hesitation. Battleship

     

       A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between
assignments.
Students

He had
completed missions in
Iraq and Afghanistan. Medal Submarine Tank 3Troop Smiley 2Rambo

     

       One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a
member
 of the ACLU. Teacher 

One day
he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the
 ceiling, and flatly stated,

Gold Cross "God, if you are real, then I want
You to knock
 me off this platform. Tripping

 I’ll
give you exactly 15 minutes."
Watch

     

       The lecture room fell silent. Boring Lecture

You
could hear a pin drop.
Needle And Thread

Ten
minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,  
Hourglass

"Here
I am God. I’m still waiting."
Waiting

     

       It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of
his
 chair,  Camouflage

 went
up to the professor,
Smack Me

 and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
 platform. Wise Guy

The
professor was out cold.
Faint 

 The
SEAL went back to his seat and
 sat there, silently. Writing

The
other students were shocked and stunned and sat
 there looking on in
silence.
 Shocked

     

       The professor  Love Sick eventually came to, noticeably shaken, Zany looked
a
t the SEAL and asked,

 "What the hell is the matter
with you?
Shocked Why did you do that?" Question Mark

     

       The SEAL calmly replied,

 "God
was too busy today protecting
America‘s soldiers

JeepBoy AngelHelicopterTank 2Star Of JacobParachute

who are
protecting your right Hear Ye
Liberty to say stupid shit  Capitol Hill and act like an asshole . USA USA USA

 So
He sent me."
CamouflageMilitary

 

 

 


 

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