Apples & Grapes

Got this one & this is just too true not to share…


Women are like apples on trees. 


The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don’t want to reach for  the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead,  they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but  are easy (usually a little rotten as well with a worm or 2).

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when  in reality, they’re amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to  come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the
top of  the tree.

Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and  it’s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn  into
something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the  good apples you know.

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